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An old man lived alone in Forfar. He wanted to dig his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament...
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son .

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. At 6am the next morning, Prison Wardens and the local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son ...
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Your Loving Son.  

                       

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''

   

 

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